At Slap Your Grandma Coffee, we believe that life is too short for "polite" coffee. We started this business with a single mission: to create a flavor profile so intense and a finish so smooth that it defies logic. When something is this good, we say it'll make you want to slap your grandma. (Please don't actually do it, she’s a treasure, but you get the point.)

Veteran owned. We source the world’s most flavorful beans and roast them with a "no-mercy" attitude. We don't do weak, we don't do watery, and we certainly don't do boring. Whether you need to wake up for the 5 AM PT or you just want a cup that actually tastes like something, we’ve got the beans to back it up.